- “Your Chinese is very good!”
This is a lie.
- “You are very skinny!”
This is probably prompted by the image of the fat American, but I’ll take it.
- “Where is your Romeo?!”
This, I assume, is because my name sounds like Juliet. The first time someone said it to me I thought it was just a fluke. Nope.
- “You remind me of an actress in my favorite movie!”
What’s your favorite movie?
“The Sound of Music!”